I noticed ThinkGeek.com is running a haiku contest. Here are some of my recent entries:

DMCA sucks
our tax dollars are wasted
clueless lawmakers

Five, seven, and five
Such an odd metaphor means;
The mind accepts it

e-voting machines
pre-programmed results for us
it's double-plus good!

new PC price wars
squabble among the vendors
another price cut!

my new WIFI card
802.11b
beautiful surfing

TCP/IP
our favorite protocol
ties us together

George W. Bush,
Big Bird, Pluto, Daffy Duck
not much to choose from

from ThinkGeek Dot Com
direct to your cubicle
necessary swag

another haiku
enters me in the contest.
I want to win it!

XP SP2:
Safety inflicted on us.
Better test it first!